what rock group has four men that don’t sing
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up