Lava Two

catholicnun:

suicoone:

apple juice

I DON’T UNDERSTAND

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orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

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leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

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morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

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dilclo:

ding dong ur opinion is wrong

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

omFG so I’m sitting scrolling down my dash at lunch and this really religious baptist kid is sitting next to me and he’s been glancing over every so often but all of the sudden a huge gif of gay porn comes up and he just cHOKED ON HIS FUCKING CHICKEN AND THEN HE IMMEDIATELY STARTED PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS OF HIS SINS AND FOR THE REDEMPTION OF MY SOUL AND IM SITTING HERE DYING I CAN’T

(via laughcentre)

inbox:

I thank god everyday for bendy straws

(Source: follower, via laughcentre)

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

(Source: moseby, via laughcentre)

sharonosbourne:

yzma:

sharonosbourne:

urbanfuck:

sharonosbourne:

I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

momofuku ando — the creator of ramen

I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

he’s been dead for six years

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

(via terryscrew)

nunderwater:

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

(Source: sharonosbourne, via laughcentre)