if ur snapchat story is 100 fuckin seconds or more first of all what the fuck is wrong wit u
my stomach hurts from eating too much cake
i guess you could say i have a stomacake
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.