phototaxis:

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

(via allantruong)

beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

image

(via vickily)

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(via allantruong)

sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

(via michelleet)

"Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you."

Wise words from my mom (via ecartum)

(Source: swindleofficial, via nguyenzz)

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

(Source: dragonfly22699, via nguyenzz)

(Source: pilipi, via pizza)

(Source: desperatehouse, via orgasm)

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via vickily)

lordoftheassbutts:

padmetoyouranakin:

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

That’s horrible omg lol

Did that first guy just pretend to play dead?

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via vickily)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds, via vickily)

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

(via vickily)